Record:Circo's Big Entrance
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[The transmission begins with the voice of a radio star making an announcement as a drumroll plays in the background.]
Circo: Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, folks of all shapes and sizes, get your ears ready for a once in a lifetime performance. Put your hands together, and listen closely, for... THE INTRODUCTIONS CEREMONY, STARRING THE GREAT CIRCO HIMSELF!
[The introductions ceremony starts of with the blaring of the Isles' strangely whimsical national anthem onto the air waves. The instruments unusual sounds and the lead singer's vocal performance come together to put the strange into strangely catchy. After a few minutes, the strange song ends and lead singer speaks up.]
Circo: Greetings, to one and all! It's so wonderful to meet all of you. My name is Circo, Face of the State known as the Isles of Joy! It's been my passion in life to bring happiness and entertainment to the people ever since I was a mere tot. And now I stand here giving my grand introduction to an all-new audience, ready for an all new chapter of our history to begin. Our Isles offer our own overabundant oddities over air and are always allowing any and all amazing accessories we make to be bought and sold between the beautiful partitions of the world. I assure you, with my country on the stage, you'll all never have to fear a dull day again. Now, it's time to que in for the Q&A! That's the cue to ask away.
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Circo: What the fuck do you mean this isn’t a public broadcasting channel?
[Sigh]
Circo: Waste of my time...
[...]
Circo: End the transmission, already.