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Events

• 1-1 Confederation Leader Libel Slandrason gifted every CNN family a free churg to celebrate the new year. 1
  • Tieteran Royal Family gifted every Tieteran household a voucher for a free whole frozen churg.
• 5-1 Robo churgs were found to have dimensional stabilization technology integrated. Utilizing and reverse engineering robo churgs rapidly accelerated development. 1
• 8-1 La Rossa saw the completion of the final preparations before the incoming elections. The Dux made one last plea to voters, pushing them to look out to the wealth and prosperity at sea while the opposition sought to keep them constrained on the island. 1
• 12-1 FFM Jercofa Yechac tripped down a flight of stairs, and was mildly injured. 1
  • Faltiran prime minister Job-Id’n also tripped down flight of stars. He was uninjured but political opponents used it as evidence he was too old to continue in his current position. 1
  • The Dux of La Rossa sends best wishes to both, urges all leaders to tread safely. La Rossa has lost a Dux to a flight of stairs merely a decade ago.
• 16-1 (map 47-1)
• 20-1 Mfuebyoir Bhrwpync, head of the Bhrwpync family, known Mn'krapanti, and one of the major operators of the Qoeul-bo Hrnad's black market trade out of deysachin, was apprehended and ceremonally executed on live TV for high heresy and treason against God. At the execution, High Priest Thuybnor Dagnon gave a thirty minute speech decrying the existence of heresy within the nation, and calling for extreme action against suspected heretics. 1
• 24-1 Ayatollah Yoeu Soepnl was accused by rivals within Modhes Temple of secretly being a Qoeul-bo sympathizer. Yoeu had been known for his critical stances of the internationalists and protested how publicized the Bhrwpync execution had been. the accusations ultimately came to nothing. 1
• 28-1 Confederation Leader Libel Slandrason banned the use of foreign innovations in the CNN citing that it's preemptively stealing the intellectual property of hard working Niueyjara. 1
• 2-2 LBF party leader Kom-Luh and KBF party leader Ton’l-Drup, in a rare moment of unity, called for the resignation of SSK prime minister Job-Id’n. 1
• 6-2 Modhes Ywl declared the year 476. 1
• 7-2 RLR2 announced the electoral winner at midday. With 45.4% of the vote, Dux Leo Minestrici was elected for a fifth term. Trailing behind with 42.9% of the vote, Advisor Morobaldi took second place, with the rest of the vote going to minor candidates. The Advisor was expected to run again for the Advisory Council election the following month. 1
• 13-2 A planned spelling reform for Thuoa'bde was shot down by traditionalists, who said the archaeic spellings must be perserved. Proponants of the spelling reform refuted this, and claimed the traditionalists were denying literacy to the less educated. 1
• 17-2 A rewritten version of Sgai'boeln of Hamuilaa used to promote the spelling reform was criticised for numerous errors, as well as a general loss of the subtleties and nuances of the original text.
• 21-2 High Priest Aybulake Guejalliern of Jhuage Rnyitt defended Thuoa'bde spelling reform, said that it would provide access of the masses to literature. 1
• 29-2 Thuoa'adz born Ayatollah Dzuelo'or Faweumni argued for the spelling reform by means of internationalist rhetoric, drew in supporters from outside Thuoa'adz on ideological grounds. 1
• 3-3 The Thuoa'adz priesthood began shunning eachother, and had not assembled for three weeks. 1
• 7-3 A third faction emerged in what the press dubbed the "Thuoa Linguistic Dispute", who argued that the spelling reform is helpful only for the language of High Thuoegal, and is in no way designed for other languages that use the Thuoa'bde script, such as Low Thuoegal and Itspuoula. 1
• 7-3 The Advisory elections concluded with a 4-1 victory for the opposition. Advisor Franco Morelio of Lorma lost re-election to the isolationist and populist Benito Lormardo after a local scandal exposed him for using government money on the procurement of exotic psychedelic substances. Although the Dux remained in absolute power, any decision of his could now be vetoed by the Advisory Council, now majorly opposed to him. 1
• 11-3 Modhes Temple forced Thuoa'adz government to assemble, it quickly devolved into a yelling match, ending with ouright accusations of heresy.1
• 14-3 The Dakma passed the Spiritual Reformation Act, extending the organisation of Nakrama's agaks into a formal structure under Modehsianism nationwide. It was structured to be flexible for all Okriti spiritual systems, being able to incorporate them all into the structure for centralised management. The special provinces of Masrit and the Taaqba federation however were not too willing to incorporate the system into governance due to the prolific kundu movement which focused more on personal spiritualism over broad, community encompassing ideals, and did not recognise the newly founded authorities of the 'kundu priests'. The legislature iwa also met by protest in north river province, with vocal opposition from Dahima Meyowa, the wife of incarcerated activist Daham Dinade. Meyowa expressed that not only did the reform ignore the traditional structure of Amata spiritual belief, she claimed it was of questionable morals and was being instituted to assert further control over the people and to bring Amata communities in line with government control. Governor Kamroy responded to the allegations by denying the involvement of government entities and assures it is entirely an undertaking by the "Modhesian Temple".
  • Modhes Temple welcomed Okrit into the fold, it thinks. 1
• 18-3 Kamroy assured Dahima Meyowa's safety from arrest for political dissent under the premise she was serving only as a mouthpiece for her husband. Claimed a new husband would "set her right" and that Dinade would be forbidden from sending letters to his family. Brother Daham Kaibor was still at large and was suspected of arming dissidents in western provinces. Foreign businessmen and enterprising 'safari guide' Hubert Thrappston-Undercarriage claimed he would apprehend Kaibor personally. 1
  • Tieteran IgRS Secretary quits unexpectedly. 1
• 22-3 The first trans-dimensional excursion since the exodus was performed by a team of 3 brave scientists. 2 return with several juvenile wyverns.
• 26-3 Upon being informed that the 3rd member of the team was eaten by the mother wyvern, the Dimensional Research Institute demanded the wyverns be returned. 1 researcher made it back and reported the missions was mostly successful. 1
• 30-3 Tieteran Royal Family placed a T$50M bid on the wyverns. 1
• 4-4 The sole survivor was sent back to retrieve the wyverns, made it back with half of his limbs and 3 wyverns. 1
• 6-4 The following assembly of the Thuoa'adz government is supervised by a Modhes Millitaria Cayrbme. The session passes uneventfully, and very quietly.
• 10-4 Modhes Millitaria deploys something called a Biotank in the field.
• 14-4 Tieteran Parliament passed legislation establishing the Aerodrome Management Bureau. 1
• 17-4 Modhes Temple accepted the T$50M in exchange for wyverns, and promised to give them the wyverns at a later date. 1
• 21-4 Church of the Dragon put bounty out on wyverns, claiming that they were heretical creatures impersonating the perfect form of the Dragon. The bounty was publicly set at $5 more than the next highest bounty. 1
• 25-4 Modhes Temple put bounty on Libel Slandrason, claiming he was a heretical creature impersonating humanity. The bounty was set at 1 Dru'ul. 1
  • Modhes Temple promised to recend bounty if Libel Slandrason asked nicely. 1
• 29-4 Zep-Lin, famed Faltiran airship inventor raised the bid to the equivalent of T$70M on the Wyverns, did not offer to fix the dude. 1
• 2-5 In an attempt to claim the various prizes for the delivery of wyverns, a team of Vintara from a small town in the lands of Clan Snorstag attempted to pierce the dimensional boundaries in a repeat of Faltirs success. Shortly after the attempt was set to begin all contact was lost with the surrounding towns, upon investigating the CNNTDF found the central town gone with its former location turned into untouched wilderness complete with several formerly extinct species. The surrounding towns were found to have all their residents blinded with seemingly endless tears of blood seeping out of their former eyes. Upon being questioned it was determined that they were all driven insane by what they saw. All the affected reported a feeling of being watched with many mentioning a being with too many eyes made of hair. 1
• 5-5 Confederation Leader Libel Slandrason ordered all the affected euthanized determining that they were set upon by Akasa. Priests and holy Vintara were sent to sweep the whole of the confederation to attempt to purge them from the land. 1
• 9-5 King Prebache XV declared Civil Project Paliyetal to be finished after less than 5 km of wall had been built. 1
• 13-5 (map 47-2)
• 17-5 Tieteran Royal Family raised their bid to T$72M on the wyverns + the limbless dude. 1
  • Modhes Temple bidded ten dollars for just the limbles dude. 1
  • The wyverns were sold to the Tieteran Royal Family, plus the limbless dude. 1
• 21-5 Modhes Temple sent Sar-Kaf a recently de-limbed man. The limbs were sent to other relevant people in Faltiran politics. 1
• 25-5 Libel Slandrason sent a copy of a picture thought to be of the entity that was responsible for the recent disaster near clan Snorstag to all foreign world leaders. 1
  • Tieteran Royal Family framed the nice picture sent by Libel Slandrason and placed it on their bedside table. 1
  • Modhes Ywl questioned receiving a photo of himself but shrugs it off. 1
  • After the Dakma forwarded the image to various noteworthy hunters, Lord Hubert Thrappston-Undercarriage ceased his hunt for Daham Kaibor claiming that "this will look much better on my mantelpiece". The Dakma endorsed this and offered to pay for travel expenses, went on to claim; "Any fugitives pursued by the Okriti law enforcement should be left in the hands of the law. Enterprising mercenaries, vigilantes and trophy hunters must pursue their hobbies elsewhere". 1 2

• 29-5 (day after) The following day posters are released encouraging people to join the OMNRF and Nakrama Volunteer divisions, the former uses the image and endorsements of Aakar Modaka Oken
• 3-6 Modhes Temple invited the Okriti church to join them in the next begining of the year. 1
• 6-6 The limbs that were mailed to Faltiran politicians are remailed to the Tieteran Royal Family to fix the limbless Faltiran. The Faltiran navy began sinking any "Deysachin mail ships" they found. 1
• 10-6 Tieteran Navy were instructed to ignore any distress calls from Detsachin flagged vessels. 1
• 14-6 The Biological Weapons Program created "The Creature." 1
• 18-6 Tieteran Royal Family accepted wyvern delivery from Faltir, although in a slightly smaller box than expected. Limbless dude was transferred to St. Jaspero Medical Center for limb replacement surgery. They noted the limbless dude came in an expectedly-sized box. 1
• 22-6 The CNN Department of Biological Weapons created "Goose 2". 1
• 26-6 The MPLMoNDoA created "Goose 0"
  • CNNTDFGDSSTD sent in elite strike team to eliminate progenitor goose in hopes of causing temporal cascade. 1
  • Before the CNNTDFGDSSTF could seize Goose 0, it escapes through an air-frier rift, along with the sacred triangle. 1
  • CNNTDFGDSSTDTF prepared to flank Goose 0 by traveling through an easy bake oven rift. 1
  • Modhes Astral Scholars predicted that Goose 0 completely left the selfnested spheres of creation, and may have created its own universe. 1
• 30-6 Faltiran biological warfare department created “Goose Gas”, a potent nerve agent which causes untold suffering. The government begins testing it on people who like pineapple on pizza. 1
• 4-7 CNNTDFGDSSTDTF prepared spear made from a leaf that fell from one of the Dragon's branches to slay the goose and recover the sacred triangle lest the seers strange prediction of something referred to as LGM and Shale come to pass in the forsaken universe of Goose 0's creation. 1
• 7-7 Modhes Millitaria Cruel and Unusual Torment Department created "Gpuor'eas Gas", a compound which causes extremely told suffering. Modhes Temple deployed it in the food hall of Se Jwb maximum security penitentiary. 1
• 12-7 Underground drug labs in the Kingdom of Nongba invent a new drug called Koep. Koep, which comes in crystalline or liquid form, causes the user to uncontrollably attempt to justify their actions, no matter how ludicrous. 1
• 15-7 CNNTDF forces throw Faltiran style pizzas over border in Naliljar in attempt to bribe the Faltiran forces to leave. 1
  • The attack was immensely demoralizing. Faltir refused to leave, but many soldiers deserted, with one reportedly killing himself after a slice of Pineapple Pizza touched his mouth. 1
  • Confederation Leader Libel Slandrason praised CNNTDF soldiers for their initiative and ordered that this tactic be adopted in all future engagements with Faltir. 1
  • Faltir threatened to deploy Goose Gas in Naliljar if the tactic was repeated. 1
• 19-7 CNNTDF was called in to prepare a counter gas attack with their anti-goose gas developed after the Tietero incident. 1
• 22-7 Tietero banned the use of chemical weapons. Began work on an antidote to the ones currently in use elsewhere. 1
• 26-7 Modhes Temple banned the use of antidotes to their chemical weapons, began work on antiantidotes to ones currently in use elsewhere. 1
  • Tietero announced they’de no longer publicly disclose weapon tactics to the media. 1
  • La Rossan Dux suggested an international agreement on chemical weapons be made, "sounds like Tietero is just shooting itself in the foot". 1
  • Modhes Temple suggested an international agreement on chemical weapons NOT be made, "Tietero is free to shoot itself in the foot if it wants." 1
• 27-7 CNN announced that it would begin publicly disclosing Tietero's weapon tactics to the media. 1
• 1-8 Libel Slandrason sentenced 10 public officially from Confederations city council to death by torture for having a suspicious look about them. 1
  • Modhes Temple offers to take all condemned Niueyjara off their hands. 1
• 5-8 Tieteran Royal Family commissioned Office of Magical Creature Management to facilitate care and housing for the wyverns purchased from Faltir. 1
• 8-8 Shots fired during a meeting between the president and the governor of Okrit. The assailant fired three shots with an illegally acquired firearm, missing the president. The president fired back with his own personal weapon, injuring the assailant and causing absolutely no civilian casualties whatsoever, at all. Assailant was suspected associate of the fugitive Daham Kaibor. 1
• 12-8 Tieteran election cycle began with debates and public comment meetings opening across the island. 1
  • Modhes High Priest in Tietero announced run for office. 1
• 16-8 Modhes Ywl declared the year 477. A member of Nakrama Agak council was sent to Deysachin for participation in the Ywlris celebration. 1 2
• 19-8 Tieteran Parliament passed resolution changing assembly days to all weekdays, within the first 10 months of the year, which are non-divisible by three.
• 23-8 Gep-Sil leveraged her influence in Faltiran politics to propose a bill decriminalizing homosexuality in Faltir. Many in the senate decried it as degeneracy and foreign meddling, accused the Princess of having been Tieterized or Tietero forcing her to do so. 1
  • Modhes Temple sent letter to Sar-Kaf congratulating him on coming out as super gay, say they knew the whole time. 1
  • La Rossa welcomed development in Faltir, expressed hope that the people of Tietero would one day be treated like people. 1
  • Kalam added a word for "homosexual" to their state language. 1
  • CNNLPAC recommended that foreign governments simply randomly assign people partners like a "civilized" nation. 1
  • Kalam suggested Nieuyjarans stop using confusing acronyms. 1
  • CNNDCAMSLLHFF (CNN Department of Confusing Acronyms to Make Samfelak Life Living Hell For Funzies) announced that acronym production was being increased in response to foregin demand.
• 27-8 MADRATBASTARDS printed a large scale collection of acronyms from all across the isles and issued it to diplomats all over. 1
• 1-9 The High Priest of the Dragon begins preaching that the Libel Slandraon was a divine messenger sent by the Dragon itself and that his role in the heavens was previously to control the rising and the setting of the sun, his descent being what caused the disappearance of the lesser eye. 1
  • Modhes Ywl denied dragon priest's claims of Him sending Libel Slandrason, said instead that Slandrason likely spawned from the consorting of a demon and a lecher. 1
• 5-9 The notably pedantic Linguistic Association of Salino "corrected" CNNDCAMSLLHFF in that its name is an initialism, not an acronym. 1
  • CMNDCAMSLLHFF countered that it was actually an acronym and that if the people of the Linguistics Association of Salino couldn't pronounce it properly then it's a them problem. 1
  • The MPLMoNDoAPRBLDHoF agreed. 1
• 9-9 A bounty was put out for any Deysachni spies in the CNN. 1
• 13-9 Modhes temple publicly broadcasted a message, written as though intended as a private corrospondance, warning the intended recipient, an unknown spy within the CNN, to be careful, and named several high ranking members of the Libelian government as fellow spies to reach out to. The broadcast was cut off shortly after its initial sending. 1
• 17-9 An internal investigation cleared most of those implicated in Deysachni broadcast of accusations of treason, but one of those mentioned, Air Fryerson of Clan Not'Faltir, was found to actually be a spy. The CNNHG offered a 6000 krone bounty for any information about his current whereabouts. 1
  • Modhes Temple offered a 6001 krone bounty for information on Air Fryerson. 1
• 21-9 Faltir disavowed Air Fryerson, citing his name as a clear indication he belonged to a UAE restorationist movement. 1
  • Tietero also disavowed that guy too. 1
  • Modhes Temple would avow that guy if he handed himself over to them. 1
• 25-9 (map 47-3)
• 29-9 A revision to the declarations of the great conclave of 459 narrowly passed in Modhes Temple: Okriti faith was reclassified from Adey to Syncretic. This made them legally identical to the Modhes faith itself. Niueyjaran Dragon Worship was reclassified as two different religions: "Dragonism", which was labeled as "Sasatanl'c, of a respectable variety", and "Libelism", which was labeled as Mn'krapanti. 1
• 2-10 Any Niueyjara known to live in deysachin were inquisitioned on their beliefs, and if they were found to be loyal to the Libelian government or religion they were detained for imprisonment or execution. 1
• 6-10 A compromise solution to the Thuoa'bde arguement proposed by Ayatollah Brje Hul gained support across the aisle, and was put up to be adopted. 1
• 10-10 Kelelemite with oil drum that supposedly contains a liquid imp founds a strange cult. 1
• 14-10 Modhes Temple investigated possible methods of accessing the air fryer dimention so as to send more annoying letters to Sar-Kaf. 1
• 18-10 Sar-Kaf hired an advisor to vet his mail, thus negating the problem entirely. Despite this "Deysachin mail ships" continued to be sunk. 1
  • Modhes Temple investigates the existance of these fabled Deysachni mail ships. 1
  • Modhes Temple announced a ten million Du'ul bounty on the Faltiran mail advisor. Not the man himself, but the position. 1
• 22-10 Faltiran government placed a 100 million dollar bounty on Modhes Temple, the entire thing. 1
  • Modhes Temple accepted the Faltiran bounty and awaited payment. 1
  • Faltiran government requested the head of every individual in the deysachin government as proof. 1
  • Modhes Temple requested Faltiran government give them head. 1
• 28-10 Archpriest Dortzung The Elder died, aged 117. He was immediately declared a saint for his many years of service, and is slowroasted and ritually consumed by his fellow Archpriests, as well as Lnyvriatrush Owdrvs, who is promoted to Archpriest. 1
• 2-11 CNN proposed the creation of a an organization it called the USPS (unaligned ship-based postal service) to prevent future issues with communication
  • Modhes Temple, The CNN, Faltiran Empire, The Tieteran Royal Family, and for a brief moment Kalam, engage in stupid spat not worth writting on timeline. 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25
• 6-11 The Dakma and law enforcement denied rumours of prisoner mistreatment and torture. Allegations that a severed finger found in Deysachin belonged to political prisoner Daham Dinade were denied. 1
• 11-11 The Diocese of Wtl-Yah was divided, with a portion retaining the original name and the rest becoming the diocese of 'Ŷŷ. 1
• 15-11 The latest extra-dimensional excursion lead to the discovery of a money printing machine. Economic “experts” complained it would lead to hyper-inflation and devalue the Rakdah. 1
• 19-11 Modhes Temple began mass production of money printing machines. 1
• 23-11 Inventor and economist N’flay-shin invents money printer printer. Began printing money printers on industrial scale, allowing everyone to have an infinite money glitch. 1
  • Modhes Temple predicted worldwide conquest following the collapse of all money-based economies. 1
  • Kalam expressed support for collapse of all money-based economies. 1
• 27-11 Modhes Temple's Ayatollan Synod devolved into arguing and factionalism, until Ayatollah Brje Hul gave a rousing, four hour speech calling for unity and proposing a new ideologic path, incorperating the three loose schools of thought which had been in practice. His display was received possitively by most of the council, some of whom called it a career defining moment, but he did have some detractors, such as Thuybnor Dagnon, who referred to the speech as "Soft and undeysachni nonsense, better fit for some pit of democracy." 1
  • Some soft, undeysachni politicians in nearby pit of democracy condemneds Thuybnor Dagnon. 1
• 1-12 Council of Elders switched Kalam to bank notes, seizing all silver coins from production and distribution. The Kalami shekel became an illegal item which fetched high demand in collector's black markets. 1
• 6-12 Pelip Undo publically denounced CNN as being "rude" and "lacking manners". 1
• 12-12 Dem-Sar, the current heir to the Faltiran throne dies unexpectedly, leaving Gep-Sil as the sole heir to the empire. 1
• 17-12 Modhes Temple sent their condolences to the Faltiran royal family. 1
• 25-12 (map 47-4)
• 30-12 The 47 PC Tieteran General Election concluded. Bettana Powall (Integri) was re-elected as the First Secretary of Tietero. Avanguardo won the majority for House of Commons, earning 66 seats. Integri won 53 seats and Verdant won 25 seats. Estimated 63% voter turnout. 1