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The Attu Games were a sporting event in which sports from different islands were played.

First Attu Games

The first Attu Games took place in 34 PC, an event originally organized by the Kingdom of Akaria. The participating teams consisted of Akarian, Brenji, Deysachni and Utlian teams.

The games were violent and poorly thought out, including but not limited to Akarian pitball, Rockball and “jet-ski water-jousting”.

Individual Disciplines

Swimming

Winners of the Attu Swimming Competitions
Games	1st place	2nd place	3rd place
57 PC	Dom Malobo	Hadan'l Hoŵay	Arenek Nol
87 PC

Track Distance

Winners of the Attu Track Distance Competitions
Games	1st place	2nd place	3rd place
57 PC	Toq "Toha" Hariq^{[a 1]}	Merlo Drogacen	Moyuku Toke
87 PC	Pit Shamat	Harakar Oken	Jiunacsecs Lemui

↑ Hariq's performance was aided by performance-enhancing drugs, which he admitted after his victory. He received an eight-year competition ban for this, but his Attu Games victory was never rescinded.

Track Sprint

Winners of the Attu Track Sprint Competitions
Games	1st place	2nd place	3rd place
87 PC	Gix Ivitan	Hoshtoro Homiqiri	Enzo Alazetti

Wrestling

Winners of the Attu Wrestling Tournaments
Games	1st place	2nd place	3rd place
57 PC	Retet Keryn	Masava Chango	Aldo Miralda
87 PC

Team Disciplines

Canoe Sprint

Winners of the Attu Canoe Competitions
Games	1st place	2nd place	3rd place
57 PC	La Rossa	Okrit	Tietero
87 PC	Kalam	La Rossa	Deysachin

Canoe teams participating in the Attu Games
Nation	Nickname	Placements	Notes
Deysachin	The Eabol Flying Fish (formerly Wabotsetr)	3rd (1)
Goyhalna	Yegan Clan		Former team. Currently competes for the Hapšâwl representation.
Kalam	Kalamun Chasi Atsunoqwi	1st (1)
La Rossa	I Fiori Rossi	1st (1) 2nd (1)
Niueyjar	Dragon Rows
MPLMoN	The Sjehwaknorm Defiant
Okrit		2nd (1)
Prefichi	Prefi' Paddles
Tietero	Miluzoj Padelistoj	3rd (1)
Utlia	Flying Crabs

Cyals

Main article: Cyals

Cyals is an Utlian sport that has been part of the Attu Games since the first were organized in 34 PC. Due to the initial low popularity of the sport abroad, the international competition has allowed a few local clubs to compete in lieu of formal national representations. This includes the Gwynghani Legsmen, a Deysachni cyals club that competed as its representation, and made it to second place in 57 PC.

National cyals teams allow players of both sexes to participate, however, most teams tend to send in male line-ups.

Winners of the Attu Cyals Tournaments
Games	1st place	2nd place	3rd place
34 PC	Liaia	Hongtongula	Utlia
57 PC	T'vaqi	Deysachin	Utlia
87 PC

Cyals teams participating in the Attu Games
Nation	Nickname	Placements	Notes
Akaria
Brenjia	Brenji Towers		Despite being a province of Greater Utlia, Brenjia competed as a separate nation.
Caseic Federation
Deysachin	Gwynghani Legsmen	2nd (1)	The cyals club Gwynghani Legsmen competes as the Deysachni representation.
Faltir
GNU
Goyhalna	Řwkan Goyhalna		Former team. Currently competes for the Hapšâwl representation.
Hapšâw
Haute eee
Hongtongula		2nd (1)
Kalam
La Rossa
Liaia		1st (1)	Former team. Although considered a Seryn province of Utlia, competed as a separate nation. Currently part of the Hongtongulan representation.
MPLMoN	Crabcrusher Supreme		Plays separately from Deysachin. The cyals club Crabcrusher Supreme competes as the MPLMoN representation.
Okrit
Prefichi
Tietero
TUN
T'vaqi	Vri V'shi	1st (1)
Utlia	Ereyek Cieyet	3rd (2)
Weer Nation			Formerly the Weer Kadrike.
Yotum

Water Jousting

After winning the finals, the players of the Weer Kadrike fell off their jet-ski. All hands were lost.

While the game has not appeared in the Second Attu Games, it is set to show up again in the 87 PC competition.

Winners of the Attu Water Jousting Tournaments
Games	1st place	2nd place	3rd place
34 PC	Weer Kadrike	dZebir-Shêsek eee	Utlia
87 PC

Pitball

Main articles: Akarian Pitball and Tieteran Pitball

Pitball is the name of two sports that have been played at the Attu Games, both invented independently before the Calming. The first variant, originating in Akaria, was played at the original competition in 34 PC. In a shocking upset, the Akarian pitball team was eliminated in the first match by Brenjia. Brenjia's team would retire due to infighting. As the only team left, Tietero would automatically win and rename the competition from Akarian Pitball to Tieteran Pitball. All the following Attu Games have played the Tieteran variant.

Winners of the Attu Pitball Tournaments
Games	Winner	Runner-ups	Runner-ups
34 PC	Tietero	None	None
57 PC	Utlia	Deysachin	Akaria
87 PC

Rockball

Main article: Rockball

Rockball is a game originating in Deysachin. Players throw rocks at each other until the other team is no longer willing to play. However, if a member of a team dies, their team automatically wins, making the point of the sport trying to hurt people without seriously injuring them.

Due to a misunderstanding of the rules, at the First Attu Games Copper Kingdom player Yalaa Yamin caved in the skull of the Deysachni Ueli Nhafting, killing him instantly. The tournament continued, with the Deysachni team, the Yuqona All Star Chunkingboys, immediately crumbling at the next game against the MPLMoN. Following tournaments have not seen such incidents, due to stricter efforts to ensure player safety at international competitions, including explaining the rules to the players.

Winners of the Rockball Tournaments
Games	1st place	2nd place	3rd place
34 PC	MPLMoN	Deysachin	Copper Kingdom (disqualified)
57 PC	Utlia	Deysachin	MPLMoN
87 PC

Musical Disciplines

Attuvision

Djoedjoe

Djoedjoe is a creative activity developed in Deysachin as a display of Modhesian values. Competitors use their craftsmanship in the creation of musical instruments out of various pieces and materials provided by the organizers. Afterwards, they compete by playing improvised musical works against one other.

Winners of the Attu Djoedjoe Competitions
Games	1st place	2nd place	3rd place
34 PC	Deysachin	Akaria	MPLMoN

Retired Disciplines

Several disciplines have been retired from the games due to a lack of interest associated with their competitions.

Ab'rhad

Ab'rhad is a Faltiran discipline of sword dueling. It was abandoned in favor of less lethal martial arts.

Winners of the Attu Ab'rhad Tournaments
Games	1st place	2nd place	3rd place
34 PC	Faltir	Deysachin	MPLMoN

Peerote

A TLP player, Gary, was swallowed by his swamp eel during training for the competition, leading all teams to withdraw except for the MPLMoN. However, Deysachin would announce that the MPLMoN was withdrawing anyways. Oceanic Sporting Commission did not take a side. It is unsure if there were ever winners.

Peserl

Peserl is an Utlian form of competitive ice fishing. It was played at the first Attu Games.

Winners of the Attu Peserl Tournaments
Games	1st place	2nd place	3rd place
34 PC	Utlia	Brenjia	Tietero

Qumlash

Qumlash is when you are lashed with qum. Players on horseback compete to take a sandbag to a designated location. Players have sticks to beat each other with. Falling off your horse removes you from the current round. First player or team to secure the sandbag in 3 rounds wins.

Winners of the Attu Qumlash Tournaments
Games	1st place	2nd place	3rd place
34 PC (Free-for-all)	Faltir	Deysachin	Akaria
34 PC (Pairs)	Faltir	Deysachin	Akaria
34 PC (Teams)	Faltir	Deysachin	Akaria

[1] Hariq's performance was aided by performance-enhancing drugs, which he admitted after his victory. He received an eight-year competition ban for this, but his Attu Games victory was never rescinded.

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