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Events

• 1-1 Eltok Perat was killed by the rampaging Thessda gorilla after leaving the Pero Fortress for String Day celebrations. 1 2
  • Deysachin offered a gorilla removal service to Akaria. 1
  • The Thessda gorilla was seen flying towards Tietero. 1 2
  • AFFM Chuwe Brifam publicly requested to negotiate with the Thessda gorilla. 1
• 2-1 Following the Thessda gorilla incident, the Imperial Senate proposed a bill which would ban the import of gorillas and other large animals. 1
  • The TSF successfully apprehended the rogue Thessda gorilla. She was to be dontated to the Tieteran National Zoo after health checkouts. 1 2
• 4-1 Lightning Arkara and Perat succeeded his father as Leader of the Perat. 1
• An assassination attempt on AFFM Chuwe Brifam was thwarted. 1
• The CNN began a counter advance against the Akarian advance. 1
  • Fomakta Arkara announced he would meet the counter advance head on. 1
• (Day after last) CNN counter advance began to clash with the Akarian advance, the CNN saw early successes which it attributed to aid of the Andean. 1
  • The CNN began work on clearing the path to the Dragon's Maw. 1
• The Imperial Senate approved the creation of the "Imperial Cartographic Commission" or "ICC". They were tasked with creating highly detailed, accurate, and up to date maps of Faltir and the Attu Archipelago. 1
• Several political prisoners with ties to the Qoeul-bo hrnad in the Deysachin prisons of Jwb and Se Jwb were found to be missing. 1
• Famakta Arkara requested more military equipment to be sent to Niueyjar. Living King Lightning Arkara and Perat turned down the request stating "Niueyjar is the enemy, why would we send them military equipment". 1
• The CFD Cacuminal, on its maiden voyage, was redirected from its original mission of claiming Jifancaya Minor and began heading across the sea towards Tietero. 1
• (Day after last) In conjunction with the CFF Wesia, the CFD Cacuminal began launching combinatory silicate projectiles at Tietero. Many of the projectiles failed to collide in mid-air, and landed in the seas around Tietero. 1
• Rivodard Arkara was born. 1
• The ICC presented a map of Nongba to the Imperial Senate showing lands owned by the TLP as being Faltiran territory. The Senate approved of the map. 1
• (Day after last) The Living Press, released a piece condemning the Faltiran map of Nongba and announced the development of their own map. 1
• The Qouel-bo hrnad issued their 38th fatwa against Qahhoet Nz'raja, calling him "an enemy to all free souls" (Indzrada jhguomi), "Scheming villain like no other" (Geqip t'ndu ok), "pretender to the seat of the messiah" (dfewa hiengl chakhta chekhata), and "all around moronic dungheap" (somni kji lhikhoc rhibhoudardd). 1
• Due to wartime pressures, Mateo Keating announced that he accepted temporary housing within the Malhela Castle grounds to be in closer proximity to the royal family. 1
• The CNN soundly defeated the Akarian advance thanks to the efforts of CNN counter advance leader Archmage Jel Lodaughter of Clan Norgen when she cast the spell "Small Nuclear Bomb" and killed or wounded much of their army. The CNN has begun to advance on the Akarian settlements and announced its intent to throw all of the invaders into the Dragon's Maw. 1
• Utlian state researchers began researching a way to weaponize the abundant uranium on the island. 1 2
• Utlian forces were stationed on the Faltir-TLP border. 1
• Lightning Arkara and Perat ordered all Akarian forces to withdraw from Niueyjar. Fomakta Arkara ordered the remnants of the Living Army to make for the Akarian settlements on Niueyjar and "Hold with the strength of a shattering mound". 1
• The Tietero Royal Family announced that they didn't have time to play war this week and wished to reschedule. 1
• Portions of the Living Army loyal to Fomakta Arkara opened fire on portions of the Living Army loyal to Lightning Arkara and Perat as they attempt to withdraw from Niueyjar. 1 2
• The Greater Nayela Union announced plans to build its own radio tower in Framaja-Nayela and to nominate a speaker thereof. The speaker would be chosen sometime within the next year to allow time for screening candidates. 1
• The Empire of Faltir dispatched diplomats to the Island of the Constructs. 1 2 Sar-Kaf took over Gur-Kol's IgRS duties whilst he was away at he Island of the Constructs. 1
• Set Agreement died of a heart attack. 1 2
  • Chuwe Brifam made a statement expressing condolences to the people of eee and commending them for not declaring war on the Federation or allying with its enemies. 1
• Lightning Arkara and Perat declared Chuwe Brifam to be an Aide to the Spirits. 1
• The Grichi Post stated that in Wimchan, an aubergine farmer named Jaleche Prac had her tits tied to the wall by her Jasfeyan neighbours, who proceeded to force-feed her fish. 1 2
• (Day after last) Fact-checkers at The Bariyesa Press disputed the Jaleche Prac story. They said that Prac had only one Jasfeyan neighbour, and that neighbour was on holiday in Chaba Pechi at the time of the supposed incident. Fact-checkers at Brisa cast doubt on whether it is logistically possible to tie a person's tits to a wall. Both newspapers criticised The Grichi Post for uncritically repeating an unverified story. 1
• (Four days after last) By this point The Grichi Post had written numerous articles condemning The Bariyesa Press and Brisa for their "unfounded criticism" of their editorial process. 1
• Cherkaz Arkara began evacuating Living Army forces loyal to Lightning Arkara and Perat off of Niueyjar. 1
• Reĝo Alekso IV visited his therapist to discuss how the ongoing war in the archipelago was affecting his mental health and interpersonal relationships. 1
• A ferry route opened between Sadila, Haute eee and Port Naikar, Akaria. 1
• Kuzakar Oken had Haratum and Moss Vale absorbed back into Oksken, calling the split "Dumb and terrible". 1
• The Second Battle of Tietero ended as the CFF Wesia tan out of projectiles and needed to return to the Federation to resupply. 1
• Lightning Arkara and Perat made Kuzakar Oken the Warden of Copper and Gold. 1
• Phước Goose Step became the Roy of Haute eee. 1