Death

Death is the end of life. It sometimes happens to IgRS Speakers.

Unusual Deaths

• ? 970 TT: Living King Taurbui Deram was killed and eaten by a loose cave yak during a ceremonial inspection of the Orosken tunnel network.
• ? 800 TT: Utyr Raktyn Liamia was murdered by a bones salesman for missing a payment.
• 8-6 682 TT: Ignatius Barozzo di Tolia was crushed by a wine barrel during his birthday celebration.
• 2-6 651 TT: Heres Aremt fell off of his horse after proclaiming that he would rule for a century.
• ? 44 TT: An unidentified man was found dead with a piece of shell from an unknown species of crab within his heart. At the time, it was suspected that he was so holy that his light grew too big, killing him. After the crab was identified, the police report concluded that he had died from a severe allergic reaction after ingesting it. The Azz'marin canonized him as a Sojourner posthumously in 4 PC.
• Haracalnde date unknown (21.12.47 Deysachni): Gwynghani Hordelord Ulumdragogval Ynctr-Wobe'livat, leading the 6th Great Horde against the Modhesian Conquests, is said to have charged through so many battles while assaulting The Rock that, by the time he reached Bel-Qahhardh, he had lost three limbs and an eye, as well as all of his men. Despite this, he challenged Modhes Ywl to single combat, a duel which he immediately lost, being ground into a fine paste.
• Haracalnde date unknown (24.08.16 Deysachni): Saint Ragi Noza died giving birth to her own reincarnation, Riie N'zraja.
• Haracalnde date unknown (267.43.21 Deysachni): Saint Vharlu suffered a heart attack mid-orgasm. According to legend, this was preceded by three weeks of continuous intercourse.
• 19-5 2 PC: Gap Kutipir placed a blanket on top of his radio to muffle IgRS chatter, and died in the subsequent house fire after the blanket ignited.
• 12-3 4 PC: Two Utlian literary scholars stabbed each other to death during a drunken disagreement over which book in the Adventures of Nyis series is the best.
• 23-2 9 PC: A shipment of Kelelemi snakes purchased by the YDF broke free from their enclosure, killing 668.
• 7-6 9 PC: 300 Niueyjara citizens were killed by a goose sent by Tietero as a gift. A Niueyjara farmer would accidentally create mustard gas in an attempt to kill the multiplying geese seven days later, resulting in their death.
• 2-1 17 PC: Emalk Oken and 14 other Akarian civilians died from injuries relating to the 17 PC String Day Explosion, wherein a case of improperly stored fireworks spontaneously ignited, causing grievous harm to several present.
• 2-8 18 PC: Princo Balailo was bludgeoned to death by an out-of-control kite while on a run outside of Malhela Castle grounds.
• 24-2 22 PC: Cok Ulri fell into a corrugator and died while visiting a factory.
• 9-11 31 PC: Chuwe Brifam died as a result of five (or six) simultaneous assassination plots.
• 30-12 39 PC: High Priest Lwng-ehl-unde vanished completely after attempting to unfreeze time during the Long Day. Modhes Temple described his location as "Soon".
• 23-1 55 PC: Arav Ila died of a foreign flu and was impersonated by Senior Magisters for two months undetected.
• 30-12 71 PC: Vincenzo Barozzo di Tolia was beaten to death with an office lamp by the then-Dux Bartolomeo Marone after the former had broken into the latter's home.